Monstruous muffins

The sheer size of the blueberry muffin I had for an afternoon snack today was seriously astounding. The diameter of the top was such that I still don’t understand the physics of how it kept from toppling over. Still, it didn’t stop me from finishing the entire thing in a slightly-less-than-dignified display that lasted less than two minutes. I really should have stuck my hand in the picture so you could tell just how huge this sucker was:

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Although considering the size of my baby doll hands the muffin might have taken on Godzilla-like proportions and that could get scary really fast. If you’re wondering how a muffin could be scary you obviously were never told as a child to think of something nice after you had a nightmare only to then dream of a giant killer ice cream cone.

Pistachio Pete was one frightening frozen fiend.

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About The 1st Draft

I am a 30-something English teacher living in the Midwest who loves books, television, soccer, a good conversation, Cardinals baseball, and playing with my adorable nieces and nephews.
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